10 reasons why Squirrel needs more love

I have 2 guinea pigs (4 at one stage!); Squirrel (pictured) and MJ. They are both super adorable but I feel Squirrel needs more love, and here are 10 good reasons.

  1. She has to live with MJ who goes nuts at the sight of lettuce and is very territorial;
  2. She constantly has to put up with his very dysfunctional sex drive, from what I understand it can happen any time anywhere;
  3. As a result, she gave birth to 2 guinea pigs on this year’s Mothers Day 6.30am in the morning!!!!
  4. For a good 3 months she took excellent care of her offspring while MJ sits on the top of the food bowl;
  5. Now that her kids have moved out, she now spends her extra time inside the house and just cleans….poor thing;
  6. She also has to put up with really bad hair styling that my bf and I give her;
  7. Sometimes she gets called the “S” word by my bf, because she is so easy to pick up;
  8. Just look at her! She sooo adorable;
  9. For a very long time, i.e. only 3 days before she gave birth, we thought that she is a he;
  10. She knows she’s hot, who works with what she’s got and keeps it real.
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