one > You need to have lots of money. $ $
two > Go to an Anna Wintour approved shop and buy lots and lots of stuff. I mean lots. So you can fill your shower like so:
three > While you’re at it buy some nice lip sticks. Six or seven will do:
eight > Invite people. It’s black tie with twist of fun! Set up table-tennis net on your shiny expensive table.
nine > When guests arrive, don’t make a big deal about the custom designed table-tennis bats and just tell them to have a ball!
eleven > Fill bath tub with ice and expensive drinks. Arrange artistically. And don’t make a big deal about the large collection of boxes in shower. Never make direct reference to it during conversation.