How to host an Extravagant House Warming Party

How to host an extravagant house warming party? Follow these simple steps and you shall find peace.

one > You need to have lots of money. $ $

two > Go to an Anna Wintour approved shop and buy lots and lots of stuff. I mean lots. So you can fill your shower like so:

three > While you’re at it buy some nice lip sticks. Six or seven will do:

four > Decorate mirrors with lipstick. Only if you can draw.

five > Buy white & silver balloons. White & Silver ONLY.

six > Contact famous chef friend, have him cater for house warming. Oh and make sure he brings the caviar & oreo!

seven > Place food in silverware.

eight > Invite people. It’s black tie with twist of fun! Set up table-tennis net on your shiny expensive table.

nine > When guests arrive, don’t make a big deal about the custom designed table-tennis bats and just tell them to have a ball!

 ten > Keep scores on mirror with lipstick.

eleven > Fill bath tub with ice and expensive drinks. Arrange artistically. And don’t make a big deal about the large collection of boxes in shower. Never make direct reference to it during conversation.

twelve > Voila! There you have it! Extremely easy to follow house warming party set up with the theme: Decadence!



3 thoughts on “How to host an Extravagant House Warming Party

  1. Don’t forget: Amuse oneself by coming up with a list complements for one’s own sense of taste – then attend Mr Collin’s course on ‘how to slip preconcieved ideas effortlessly into everyday conversation’ – your aim is to have your guest compliment and enquire the source of your elegant table arrangement as though they came up with the idea when actually it was you who had slipped it in undetected…

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